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Extremely true! It definitely feels like the 3DS did—really straining and struggling constantly, like it’s perpetually just one wrong move away from crashing.

Navigating options and switching between game tiles for stuff that’s already installed is pleasantly responsive, though, and that’s probably a solid 70% of what I do in an OS like this.

I love the style of the 3DS and Wii U menus. I certainly wouldn’t mind more fun elements like those, especially StreetPass—I loved StreetPass, though it’d be impractical on a device even bigger than the already not-pocket-sized Switch.

But try using them side by side, and it’s immediately obvious how sluggish and unresponsive those older consoles’ menus were. The 3DS’s OS feels to me like it’s constantly screaming in pain, barely able to run at all—moving between icons takes something like a half-second, switching modes takes three to five and a full loading screen…

I do miss the style, but I definitely wouldn’t want them to go that far in the opposite direction again. Just a little more flair and fun, maybe one gimmick.

An interesting article, but noticeably flawed.

“Staring at the floor” feels more like a rhetorical trick to dismiss skepticism than anything. I’m harsh on AI tools because, for the purposes I have tried to use them for, they simply do not function— really, AI critics can be staring at the middle, at what is actually being delivered.

Besides, it’s shockingly credulous on OpenAI’s claims that the new model tried to jailbreak itself. There’s no way to fact-check a claim about something which may or may not have happened internally, and they have every incentive to lie about how spooky and dangerous their technology is.

That said, AI is plenty capable of inflicting a lot of damage even without being superintelligent. So there’s some merit to this regardless.