We don’t really know if he contacted them before, do we?

It’s not gonna end well for Oracle, is it?

Diaspora

It’s more about what it doesn’t have. I already have a phone and a laptop, so I don’t need another screen. But it would be neat to be able to track things like sleep quality with an inconspicuous ring

I want them to make a smart ring

https://web.archive.org/web/20260329031010/https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/26/greg_kroahhartman_ai_kernel/

Yeah I mean, the goal is not to replace code maintainers, only to assist them in their work. Greg in general seems optimistic about it:

“I did a really stupid prompt,” he recounted. “I said, ‘Give me this,’ and it spit out 60: ‘Here’s 60 problems I found, and here’s the fixes for them.’ About one-third were wrong, but they still pointed out a relatively real problem, and two-thirds of the patches were right.” Mind you, those working patches still needed human cleanup, better changelogs, and integration work, but they were far from useless. “The tools are good,” he said. “We can’t ignore this stuff. It’s coming up, and it’s getting better.”

Definitely. I was just plugging this little-known FOSS alternative to Google Maps reviews (and other review sites).

Greg says they’re mostly small bug fixes and that the current maintainers can handle it, not sure where you’re getting the “reams” bit from

lib.reviews for the win

The headline is stupid but the article is interesting. Greg is saying that since last month for some unknown reason, AI bug reports have gotten good and useful, and something current Linux maintainers can handle.

I want a YouTuber to try to build this

The water jet is not 100% foolproof, you still need a confirmatory wipe. Plus your ass is wet, you gotta dry it.

OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut

🫧 💥

…yes?

He strikes again

Dark times ahead…

Ironically, this may be a catalyst for better Linux Phones