When I was younger, my farts smelled like pot because of that. It was funny as hell seeing people get shifty eyed when they couldn’t explain the smell.

Live, laugh toaster bath.

That’s simply absurd. I’m sorry but you’re just inventing needs now. Get an arm band. They’re specifically made for phones. And foldables are generally bigger than regular phones with a few exceptions, and even then they’re super thick, not really saving you anything.

Things are already generally optimized for a phone screen though.

You’re the problem when it comes to big tech, you realize this, yes? Why shouldn’t I buy this unnecessary tech? Why shouldn’t I use AI as much as I want? Sure, put on the ring, what harm could come of it? Of course I want a camera on my glasses!

But why tho? A modern phone will be more than enough to cycle or run with. A bigger map is of no use when zoom exists.

Apple is slow on everything and manages to act like they’re top shelf.

Yeah, and Britney Spears had to have her stomach pumped from swallowing too much cum. Rumors back then were wild.

That’s exactly what I thought. Like wow, that part is in the headline? Lol

I work a protection racket for nerds getting bullied.

Lol y’all still get ads?

Yeah the fact that anybody is thinking about this is incredibly sad.

They eat other things as well. Supposedly mosquitoes are pretty much the only living thing that’s completely useless, and can be eradicated with no ill effects.

See, I’d get pulled over for using it either way. But pre-installed as a piece of safety equipment, vs an add-on for my amusement… One is likely to be ordered removed.

Republicans: “wait a second, they’re trying to beat us to the punch!”

Instead, they do their own terrorism. FTFY

If you’re the last one out, please shut off the lights.

I highly doubt that he really knows that much, either.

Ehhh it did used to happen. And it didn’t have to be someone with debilitating issues as strong as down syndrome or autism. Back in the 90’s everyone from dyslexics to down syndrome, to people with social anxiety were called retarded. Even a simple idea got called retarded if it wasn’t the norm.

That being said, people who throw people in concentration camps shouldn’t be called retarded. They should be curb-stomped.

I generally agree. And I never use the word anymore, but I get where they’re coming from. Personally I wouldn’t say it cause it gives them permission to say it as well, and they’ll abuse it til it’s lexicon again. So personally I’d rather use loser, stupid or any of the other words that also describe them.

However I’m sure in person, arguing with a MAGAt would piss me off to the point of saying it. That’s why I just openly disregard these people off the cuff. Roll my eyes and move on. Like what they’re saying isn’t even worth reacting to because it’s so beneath me.