A community about mild curses, like every time you put on shoes your socks are wet etc.

Check it out, can you think of any mild curses?

!mildcurses@piefed.social

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Mild Curse: You subscribe, but everything you wanted to submit has already been posted. You find the remaining posts uninteresting. You comment, but no one replies or upvotes. People are raving about the new community, but to you, it’s just “meh” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    On every keyboard you use, one of the letters is flaky. It’s a different letter each time. Sometimes it sticks down, and you get “ttttttttt”, someimes i doesn’ work attttttttttt all.

    • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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      3 days ago

      I got this curse, though it only doubles a letter, not nine-tuples it. The biggest curse, is that the only cure I found when the curse starts, it is to remove the keyboard drivers and let Windows (ugh, I know) reinstall them. Here’s the keyboard drivers I’m presented with each timee : (double e left in for good measure) Device Manager (Win 11), 7 HID Keyboard Devices, no way to figure out what is what

  • Seaguy05@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Oh oh 1: every time you’re at a concert the tallest person stands in front of you 2: your fast food order is always wrong

    These are my partner’s super powers and it’s hilarious.

  • plm00@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    You always dribble a little bit when you pull your pants back up.

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    3 days ago

    When shopping for clothes or shoes, you will find items in your size, and items in your preferred color/style. But never both at the same time.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    In any foodstuff which says “average contents”, followed by a number, you will always get fewer than average.

    For example, your packet of chicken nuggets says “average contents : 24 nuggets”. You are the person who receives 23 nuggets.