Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.

  • AmbitiousProcess (they/them)@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    Apple stock did, and unfortunately it even makes sense why. Considering how self-centered Trump is, and how easily swayed he can be by a literal shiny rock being given to him, this was probably a legitimately good trade for Apple.

    They spend some money on a gold brick with some laser-cut glass, and the president of the entire country either gives them preferential treatment, or simply doesn’t take any more extreme actions he was planning to take against them.