return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down12
arrow-up1237arrow-down1external-linkIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareLemmyng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down3·edit-218 hours ago“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·33 minutes ago“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·18 hours agoUpvoted but disturbing
“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
Upvoted but disturbing