Burn AOL free trial discs and leave them here and there

We’re going to have a new wave of zodiac killers

Anyone surprised by this is a dumbass

They need to pay them more. I also have a job like this that has had studies that show it shortens your lifespan.

I’m sure asking a shit load of them to resign helped

You just need to move on. Reddit had its time and place. I’m thankful for those early days I got to experience and so should you.

“And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” - Hunter S. Thompson