Oh, I got that plus and minus the wrong way round… I am a genius again.

Rain comes down. Rain goes up. You can’t explain that.

I think you need to pay extra for physical buttons.

This one sometimes has a “lockscreen” that needs a swipe up to unlock, but the rain can do that.

Interestingly it doesn’t always have a lockscreen. Sometimes it just switches it on and off depending on how it feels.

So, where are y’all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?

The fact that there’s 93k access points and that’s not very many when you consider the size of the EU and the average range and speed of an access point.

I got a cheapo Xiaomi one a few years back.

Pretty sure it just makes the heart rate up and infers it from how many steps you’re doing.

When it gets wet, it randomly skips songs on Spotify.

I refuse to use it because it’s shit.

We are not the same.

Maybe it shouldn’t be a business model then.

And why “ignore all previous instructions” was a fun thing to discover.

For some people “the whole internet” is like half a dozen websites.

Is this just a thing for free users? I’ve not seen anything on there.

I asked an AI to generate me some code yesterday. A simple interface to a REST API with about 6 endpoints.

And the code it made almost worked. A few fixes here and there to methods it pulled out of it’s arse, but were close enough to real ones to be an easy fix.

But the REST API it made code for wasn’t the one I gave it. Bore no resemblance to it in fact.

People need to realise that MS isn’t forcing it’s devs to write all code with AI because they want better code. It’s because they desperately need training data so they can sell their slop generators to gullible CEOs.

It’s a good thing it’s so easy to tell them from the “trustworthy” ones…

I mean, fuck it. At this point we might as well put our passport numbers in the HTTP headers.

Coming to a pop up near you. If they even bother to ask any more.

My mum enjoyed the bonus level in the mall where you could just kill like 100 people as fast as you could.

Her favourite weapon is the flamethrower.

Her first reaction to the game was “that’s disgusting”, but I let her have a go and suddenly she was toasting a whole crowd and loving every minute of it.

Released? Yes.

Closed down again? Also yes.

🦶🏻💥🔫

Remember this moment when Nigel Farage sweeps to power in 2028 on a wave of youth votes, brings back the porn and sells the NHS.

It’s not about porn. It’s about tracking your every move online.

If that’s what it takes to get rid of AI bullshit being forced onto us then so be it.

The KX units would probably disagree. Love the design of them, like a robotic overweight Mafioso.