“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

I started with Voyager and eventually moved to Mlem, which has given me zero issues thus far

I pirate off principle

Saving money is just a bonus

Notify your plant salespeople as well

Hop-pa-taydo

Also, the phrase “I’m going to” is often shortened to “I’mma” or “I’m ‘onna”. When referring to oneself, we tend to drop the G entirely

I just use Kodi with the Crew addon

It’s a bitch to get set up properly, but it gets the job done

Alternatively, you can always just go to a streaming site using the fire stick’s web-browser.

I pirate because I’m broke, and when I’m not broke I pirate because I want to test before buying, or because fuck this company in particular (like with Disco Elysium or anything EA)

If you’ve got the means to pay for media and the company or person that produced it isn’t awful, you should probably purchase it. But I don’t particularly care either way, do what you want

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

Time to make 151 more

Damn. Can’t wait to lose myself deep in a glasshole…