I’ve already solved that by not finding a partner 😎👎

Electrons

Or saying it’s illegal to hang up on telemarketers

Especially when helping your parents living in the middle of nowhere.

Seeing them struggle with the changes happening in the last few decades, makes me worry what I’ll be like when i need some young whippersnapper so that I can pay via personal, irrational, conditional thinking.

An isotope?