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“test credentials” just reads to me as them giving themselves permission to straight up pen test every business with a social media account.

Plenty of companies have social media accounts for advertising and support.

Given how often my mail goes missing this seems to be the better take.

Hell I can’t remember the last time I got a bill in the mail where the first notice came before the second notice lol

And don’t forget, when it finishes to seed that SOB for a long long time

The seas are treacherous to go about alone

The sound of a dot matrix printer is bliss

Just hammering away like it’s life depends on it then that sweet rip of the page

Man that brings me back

I salute you fellow shitposter

We’re in this together to make people’s days better

With my borked sleep schedule due to my borked work hours…

Because we basically drive tanks everywhere on roads designed for incredible speed.

So basically our cars are the main culprit making the side issues worse.

The amount of people I see who are the “iPad kids” they constantly scream about is incredibly high

Keep an eye on your screen time folks.

Get out there and touch grass, the world is waiting!

An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art doom scroll memes

But they haven’t released yet, they’ve been announced and given no firm release date.

I’ve unironically met people who use ChatGPT for everything. (and who unironically now think magnets are turned off by water since the president said it)

Like I literally had coffee with someone who while we were chatting they mentioned that they “asked ChatGPT if the place was queer friendly” before they agreed to go out for coffee.

It’s like bro, did the pride flags year round not tip you off? The maps link literally has pictures of the place with snow on the ground and pride flags in the windows!

So many people have forgotten how to think and it’s infuriating. They’ll believe a chatbot before their own eyes.

Obviously fake, everybody knows that batteries are ruined by rain. Just like magnets.

Next you’re gonna tell me that the Moon can come out during the day!