I personally am not bothered at ALL by the banner video ads overlayed on top of another banner ad that opens a new tab when you try to close the banner video then another one opens covering the original banner then the page scrolls all the way back to the top and shows you an email list sign up, why would I be?

The peace price because Linux is bringing peace on ear-

Well depending how close to going out your brake booster pump is, it very well could be powered by farts and whistles!

I prefer my ducks to be made out of water fowl rather than plastic to be honest

It actually does, there’s “@media” which lets you query stuff about the browser like if it’s touchscreen vs mouse (and maximum/minimum width/height)

Example:

@media screen and (max-width: 1300px) {
    do stuff for screens less than 1300px
}

Man of course our cells have both a weak spot and a drain plug. Engineers, man.