Looked at my car radio the other day to see the name of the song playing. Evidently, it was called " injured, get ‘xxxx’ lawyer."

She was good in Zombie Land. I don’t dislike her. But I’m not going out of my way to see her…

It’s my spirit animal, I almost had to pick this one. :)

Kind of weird to bathe with a sheet in the tub. Wouldn’t it wick water out onto the floor?

Or have the normal amount of fingers…

Shit! My bad. I do that all the time

"What would you two little maniacs like to do first? "