Goddammit Tim Apple, it doesn’t even look like anything remotely interesting.

For a split second after he stepped aside to reveal it, I actually thought it was a cool dragon figure. Must’ve been my mind desperately seeking any meaning in this nonsense because I was looking at the phones.

ITT: “this study doesn’t say anything interesting about ME, it must be bullshit!!”

You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

You do with your laws whatever the fuck you want. We have different approaches to things and if US based companies don’t like that, they’ll have to find somewhere else to sell their stuff instead of relying on your government to help them bully other countries. Capitalism, small government, and all that.

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

Thank you for this bit of wisdom. Why did you feel the need to share it here?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?

ugh fuck off

Edit: sorry, not you, OP

Yes, sir/ma’am. Sorry, sir/ma’am. Won’t happen again, sir/ma’am.

(?)

Coincidence?

I bet I could do that too, hallucinate some bullshit that seems like it could fit in the gaps.

Question in general about that UK law while there’s people here who seem to know things: What about my private, personal website that I run as a hobby? If I have nsfw content on there* that I made myself with (one of (lolamirite)) my own two hands for free with no monetary gain whatsoever, they can’t expect me to implement age verification, can they?

* (I don’t right now, calm down)

Edit: any non-profit thing, really. AO3?

oh boy oh boy <3

They did want it to be the new PDF.

adding missing information

Did you mean: hallucinate on purpose?

Wasn’t he going to lay off the ketamine for a while?

Edit: … i hadnt seen the More Context and now i need a fucking beer or twnety fffffffffu-