Gordon Calhoun

Good ol’ wank-o-clock.

This is a case where every other organism on earth, except for maybe the junk bug, looks at humans with a confused air of disdain. Like, why did you manufacture this intractable problem by mandating clothing and shaming nudity in the first place?

I like how contemporary is more modern than modern.

Here are some words that rhyme with spider: glider, rider, fighter, miter, waterstrider…