Only when it comes to policing morality. When it comes to gun violence, fuck them children; they are on the own.

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I saw the network traffic at 60% blocked one time and I had to confront them and flatly ask them “what the fuck are you doing on your phone?”

Be careful of the answer. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

This hard drive is so big, that astronomers thought it was a planet.

This hard drive is so big when it moves, the Richter scale picks it up.

There’s the grift.

Rafael Cruz hates Rafael Cruz so much that he voted against his own amendment.

Oh no. Some hackers hacked out database and released all the ID information on high profile people. Oh such whoopsie, we made.

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LOL

Hey Meta AI, can you summarize that for me?

She’s unfortunately can’t see you because of financial difficulties. You gotta give her money like I do. One day, I will see her in person.

I agree, If the research was funded by the government; then the research belongs to the people.

Publishers and corporations is why IP laws are so fucked up beyond recognition.

You can steal potential profits.

The Picard Maneuver “Am I joke to you?”

The charm is why I keep coming back. Especially when it comes to the Lemmy Charm comments for lemmynsfw.com.

Come to Lemmy, we got: blood thirsty Linux users, furries, femboys, communists, and tankies. Also, porn.

Now the trick is to make sure you lean with a cloth or a broom in your hand. That way everyone thinks you are cleaning.

Depends on which distro has the most children.

This worked like a charm.

No, however I can imagine the reason why.

It may not be next President/Congress or the one after that. However there will be a President/Congress that decides to broaden the firewall to “protect us”.

MUST APPEASE THE GOD OF CAPITALISM AND THE ALMIGHTY SHAREHOLDERS!