The plan since bush got an erection from invading Iraq with made up wmds has been “do things no matter who cares, then take years explaining it away having already done it” and by then you’ve already done more questionable things. Look at Don, he lies 50x per speech and by the time you count 5 of them with facts 2 days later, he has another speech that morning somewhere else.

Lumpy space princess is real I guess

Buzzkill was one of the best apps I’ve ever bought. Combo with Tasker and you can get things like automatic pinned “where did I park” GPS notices when you leave the car, mute a group chat if say 3 messages come through within 5 minutes, etc.