The Switch 2 can be better than the Switch, but it requires there being physical games and a lot of the software lockouts on the console (like for third-party chargers) lifted.

There a chance Nintendo will course-correct. Not much of one, but it’s there.

Pokemon were retroactively given gender in the games. Though, Ash’s Pikachu is canonically male.

Been a while since we had a good slamming.

They’re pleading with the carts to return themselves.

He looks like he’s turning into Mel Gibson.

Andy Serkis as Epona.

While wearing his glasses.

“I’m so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!”

Elon thinks he’s Tony Stark when he’s clearly Justin Hammer.

Admiral Patrick: “That’s a stupid merge request.”

I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!

If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.

Power Smoke is like the Turbo button on old PCs.

Don’t buy year a book forget highschool.

It absolutely does not make the cart cheaper. Same amount of plastic and silicon. The only exception would be the special carts that have to include more memory chips for unusually large games.

Strangely, there’s a minimum amount of memory each key cart will have, regardless of how little of it is used. At a certain point it becomes more expensive to make special chips with less memory on them. Nintendo and 3rd parties will buy the cheapest chips, which will more likely than not have enough space for the whole game regardless of whether or not the whole game gets loaded on it.

What it does do is make the cart less valuable and pretty much worthless to resellers. Destroying the aftermarket is one of Nintendo’s goals.

“Seagulls! Stop it now!”

Police: “Why did you try to leave without paying?”

“I do as the arrow commands.”

I could not escape the fire, I was too busy reading Latin.

Some Asian in a suit comes to your house and runs an industrial magnet over it until the Joycon comes flying out.

It’s a warning like “Soylent Green is people!”