Geriatric senile PhD on too many painkillers whose area of expertise was a pseudoscience like phrenology before it was rejected, maybe.

There are thousands of South Dakotans?

I won’t blame those kids one bit when their superpowers kick in and they start telekinetically shaking our cities to dust.

I can think of a third red flag but it’s kinda just the first red flag again.

You sign up and then a while later, your personal information gets leaked to the public. Not sure what its other purpose is.

Eventually, the writer for every 80s movie villain is going to get pissed and sue these billionaires for ripping off all his idea.

Safety operator was trying to eliminate the witness.

Makes me wonder if there’d be any bits of dust, hair or other substances that could have been embedded in a printed object and might be used as evidence in a case.

They can’t hit you with the ol’ Bobby Tables if you delete the database yourself first. A+, no notes.

Litigious parents, take note: courts typically recognize that children are derivative works. Their appearances tend to fall under fair use, please don’t waste our time and yours trying to sue them for infringement.

So instead of working on fixing an existing problem for anybody, they’re solving a new problem for nobody. Let them eat cupcakes, I guess.

Dang, guess I’ll have to move up my plans.

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

No.

Fortune. Cowsay.

Every successful flight with him on board is a missed opportunity for those pilots to do the world a favor. They’ve made their choice.

Well done.

What did the farmer say when he found three deep holes in his field?

Well, well, well, look what we have here.

And the side project authored by Chuck Tingle:

• Pounded in the Ass by a Truck into an Alternate Dimension