The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

Yes. I do like that.

I mean, I rarely actually watch videos on my phone, but I have done it several times when I’m on flights.

Mostly, I just like the flexibility that I get from having an SD card slot. Why do you think its annoying?

I also want a headphone jack and a removable battery. I’d be willing to have a slightly larger, slightly less water resistant phone if it had these features.

Jellyfin is legit. I do hesitate to forward/open the port to let it be accessible from the internet.

Why would I use my phone to watch videos and listen to music that I’m not streaming from the internet? That’s not a real question.

Audio and video files are rarely capable of causing the execution of malicious code. Don’t worry, its safe. If it wasn’t safe, the riaa and the film industry would have hacked the planet by now.

How else will I consume all of my … Linux ISOs … that I torrented?

I’m going to reply with an anecdotal no.

On my hardware, cinnamon “feels” faster than plasma.