Just need my failing GPU to hold on for a few more months…

Sure it is. Once the bubble bursts in a few years and most of the data centres are converted to indoor pickleball courts, there’ll be plenty of free power generation for all.

The U.S. general fertility rate has fallen by 22% since 2007, a sustained decline not readily explained by economic conditions, contraceptive use, housing or childcare costs, or other commonly cited factors.

“I will now present no evidence whatsoever that falling birth rates haven’t been driven by economic factors.” Bull shit.

Fucking unhinged. We’ve had what, three? “once in a lifetime” crashes since 2007, with skyrocketing housing prices and costs of living vs comparatively flat wage growth. Inequality is rising, fascism is making a comeback around the globe, we’ve likely already hit numerous climate tipping points, child labour laws are being rolled back, oligarchs are floating bringing back corporate towns, but sure champ, people having easier access to porn is responsible for lower birth rates…

“Don’t mess with Texas, it might be contagious”

I’m actually not convinced he isn’t an AI himself, loaded into a creepy humanoid robot.

Y’all remember that Big Arch video? Dead eyed uncanny valley looking motherfucker couldn’t even take a proper bite of the delicious “product.”