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  • Hnery@feddit.orgtoxkcd@lemmy.worldxkcd #3094: Mass Spec
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    2 months ago

    I wonder if that would actually work in a modified version, hear me out.

    1. Put the patient in a magnetised cart on rails
    2. Speed the cart up to an accurate speed
    3. Strategically place a magnet at the end of the rails
    4. Measure the position of the crash site relative to past experiments

    How accurate would the measurements be? What if you immobilised the patient? How much sliding friction is allowed? How big the magnets need to be? How fast the cart needs to be? Does someone want to write a PhD thesis about macro scale mass spectrometry?

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  • Idk I like the gimp page. Two clicks, and you’re into the tutorial on how to edit pictures. The first page gives you all you need to know: Image manipulation program.

    adobe’s page otoh… Well after the first two popups, I gave up.

    Alright, Second try and four popups later, I’m in. gotta admit the funny animations and the tools they show off are pretty nice