“Basically, I’m not in the position right now to learn a distro and struggle around with all that crap and I need to keep my music shit.”

If you don’t want to have to learn anything new, then switching your OS to something you don’t know how to use is a stupid idea.

It really is perfect, and how on earth was that domain not taken?

Me too. I’ve used vim to make my living for at least the last 20 years.