I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

Fozz? As in Fozzie Bear? Yeah, I could appreciate him, I guess. Wocka wocka!

Right. But “1 bottle worth of water flows through a radiator in a closed loop, losing virtually nothing in the process, for every query” doesn’t get you those sweet sweet clicks from idiots looking to blame something they don’t understand on someone they don’t like.