ivanafterall ☑️

Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt, will become the new Siri, then the new persona for all AI.

In the future, all global affairs will be divided across the lines of Team Mario and Team Luigi. Then the final battle, then the end.

I feel like it can’t even be close. What would even compete? I know I’ve gone a little overboard with my external hard drive, but I don’t think even I’m to that level.

Goodbye!

“Yep, it imploded. Simply too much water, in the end.”

How America collapsed:

They have no idea what kids are capable of overcoming to access porn.

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Public airport restrooms and the like.

Don’t forget China-style. But yes.

Same exact thought.

I thought life was a highway?

Spaghetti = Carbs = Sugar = Addictive Drug

I’ve heard music is a drug, too. It was all drugs, all along. We probably should’ve known, honestly.

I’ll still eat as many Freedom Waffles as I please.

I also presume some level of common-sense. Don’t do it near cameras, destroy the notes immediately, etc… It’s not air-tight, but it’s a surprisingly useful approach in many contexts where very expensive technology can fail.

Obviously, yeah, it wouldn’t work in the middle of a Target. And given the AI tools that can use keyboard typing sounds to determine what was typed, it’s even theoretically possible there’s some bleeding-edge capability to circumvent it. But in general, if you’re in some context where you’re not sure if you’re being listened to/monitored, handwritten notes would definitely work, because your biggest concerns are e-mail, text messages, phone calls, GPS, etc…

Only tangentially related, but in the vein of privacy and circumventing surveillance, one communication idea I really like in that vein is from the show The Leftovers–the way the “Remnant” group communicates only by simple handwritten notes.

I just like the idea that something so rudimentary could theoretically overcome a lot of very high-tech snooping equipment. Good luck using your Stingray cell tower simulator to intercept my notepad scribbles.

Also mine had a headphone jack before I STUPIDLY traded for a fucking Samsung. Never again.

I’ll believe it when I see it with my own eyes.

Once you become one with the high ping, you gain superpowers.