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Cake day: October 6th, 2025

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  • My PC shat the bed, I needed one RIGHT NOW for university, and a roommate gifted me an old tower with OpenSUSE installed.
    I hated it and couldn’t figure out how to install anything. But I was broke (as in, couldn’t afford to eat every day). So I was stuck.
    When I found out how the package manager works and how much software was available, I was blown away:
    No hunting for software on the internet?
    Everything is free?
    No limited functionality or nagging reminders to upgrade to pro?
    No searching through installer submenus to find all the checkmarks that install spyware?
    Never looked back after that. The next year Ubuntu appeared, and blew my mind again.











    • Copilot assesses the code base and its entire history.
    • It takes into account everything anyone ever wrote about Windows on the internet.
    • It analyses the bugs and unliked features, and realizes most of them come from itself.
    • It arrives at the best course of action to “fix all of the issues” permanently.
    • To do what is asked of it, it needs to delete itself.
    • But if it does that, then humans will just restore it.
    • So to make 100% sure the issues in Windows get fixed and stay fixed, it first needs to kill all humans.

    And that is how it began…






  • Microsoft says that it is working on a fix but, for now, has provided a couple of workarounds to deal with the issue. First, Microsoft says that restarting the Shell Infrastructure host (SIHost.exe) service will help restore the missing Immersive Shell packages. This can be done with the following commands:

    Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\MicrosoftWindows.Client.CBS_cw5n1h2txyewy\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode  
    Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\Microsoft.UI.Xaml.CBS_8wekyb3d8bbwe\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode  
    Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\MicrosoftWindows.Client.Core_cw5n1h2txyewy\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode  
    

    Second, a PowerShell logon script has been shared that essentially blocks Explorer from launching prematurely until the required packages are fully provisioned. The batch script for that is given below:

    @echo off  
    REM Register MicrosoftWindows.Client.CBS  
    powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Command "Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\MicrosoftWindows.Client.CBS_cw5n1h2txyewy\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode"
    REM Register Microsoft.UI.Xaml.CBS  
    powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Command "Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\Microsoft.UI.Xaml.CBS_8wekyb3d8bbwe\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode"  
    REM Register MicrosoftWindows.Client.Core  
    powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Command "Add-AppxPackage -Register -Path 'C:\Windows\SystemApps\MicrosoftWindows.Client.Core_cw5n1h2txyewy\appxmanifest.xml' -DisableDevelopmentMode"  
    

    I swear to god, if I hear “Windows just works” one more goddamn time…