“Things are good, but our owners demand we frame the Democrats negatively in the headline”

If only those dirty peasants didn’t buy up so much RAM for their personal computers. These poor, struggling data centers need more tax breaks so they can compete.

9 times out of 10 if you ask the attendant for help they’ll honor the price if there was a signage error.

Give him what he wants. Have the government seize his data centers and make them public utilities. Cloud servers for everyone.

It’s gambler mentality. Maybe you might make some money, maybe you’ll lose it all.

Mastadon branding sucks ass.

Now watch as they lobby for right-of-way in tax-free pedestrian walkways.

Heh, that’s wild. You know what else is wild? Willy’s Wild Wing Sauce! Like this comment for a 20% off coupon code!

Batteries can be recycled into… new batteries. The panels are mostly glass and metals.

You can’t really blame Nintendo for how third-party devs package their game.

It’s really funny to me seeing someone using a chart showcasing oppressive authoritarianism a gotcha against an accusation of oppressive authoritarianism.

It just werks.

It’s basically a rite of passage for a new lemmy user to get banned from half of .ml for a completely mundane comment they made.

The less snarky version is saying you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000. Though, your musical illiteracy does not impact what I said about branding and SEO.

Until I read this post I had never heard of this “famous” AC/DC.

That’s what your post reads like to me.

Naming something after a famous person means you’re starting off on the back foot in terms of SEO and brand clarity.

Digg worked well because it came out of an era where adding a second G was enough to sound techy, but it also played into the dig/bury aspect of voting. Reddit works because the name is “read it” while also being a unique string you couldn’t mistake for anything else. Both have a lot going for them that Lemmy just doesn’t.

Lemmy as a name is very poor branding. It’s almost as bad as Mastodon.

It’ll reach end-of-service before hitting store shelves and have unpatched security vulnerabilities anyway.

Um, excuse me, this post is promoting violence against bots. That’ll be a lifetime ban for you and your old ass account.

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.