I know that’s not an actual consciousness writing that, but it’s still chilling. 😬

Corporate simp

Y’know, as long as we’re childishly name-calling

I’m already seeing a surge of AI simp trolls on Lemmy in the last few days.

Are these the same users that think the sycophant machine really loves them?

I’m sure this is the moment that will give pause and encourage caution with LLMs going forward. Yes. This time people will learn.

Good 🖕🏻

Did Apple forget their company operates on hype?

Edit: found the Apple fanboys, I guess

Had the same experience on Blue sky. I was never into Twitter, so I checked out Bsky to see if that was better. Nah. Just different political circle jerking.

At long last, and at grotesque costs, we finally have a machine that repeats anything a billionaire says. What a time to be alive.

I’m picturing a guy sighing with his hands on his head, staring at most of a car with the front wheel stuck in the router. Like, he can figure this out, just give him a minute. Maybe he needs a walk to clear his head. The pieces are there.

Microsoft support was already mostly useless. So, yeah, a useless AI probably could replace that, but it would also probably be more expensive.

Once again Microsoft, I do not want this.

Hmm, interesting. Is there perhaps one weird trick to using it?

Please ask for your department’s help before setting up rogue hypervisors on your school’s network. Depending on network security, you might not get far anyway.

Why are we just hearing about this now?

If Letters Had Pants, Would They Wear Them Like This? What About Numbers? What If They Had Small Shovels And They Dug Stuff Up To Put In A Museum

That’s the title. Saved you a click.

Shift away from Android Google

The bots have really ramped up since Trump took office again. Seeing so many top comments with thousands of upvotes just gaslighting the shit out of frightened Americans, telling them they need to touch grass and everything is fine…it’s so chilling.