I used to sneak beers as a teen. Your kids will be sneaking Internet.

Capitalism is great, isn’t it?

This is why recursion is bad, folks. It leads to weird results and often fails to properly terminate.

Thanks, this did it. Opodsync (since I don’t have nextcloud) and antennapod.

If you disagree, I’ll donate $20 a month to you to do it better.

The supreme court only matters because we believe in it. States could just… choose not to follow their instructions.

have to use Adobe suite

You have already been damned. There is no hope.

I’ll be damned if I’m cutting back on avocado toast

The statical average is in denial

Fined for breaking laws that are supposedly there for national security. People should be in jail, if these laws had any real purpose.

I feel this way about my socks. Those fuckers are worthless. I’m better than them.

How can someone feel enlightened by hating on inanimate objects? I don’t get it.

Incels: sexual vegans

That just makes the session last longer

Bad news friend. The number of atheist heads of state is surprisingly low.

Nintendo does some of their best work when they’re up against the wall.

Does anyone have a good podcast app to replace Spotify that will keep track of progress across multiple devices? Bonus points if I can self host.

It’s burying the lead. As in, you put metal in the ground.

They are doing free battery replacements. So at least they’re doing the right thing.

Russians rating Ukrainians

Interesting analogy. You realize you have it backwards, right? Women are the Ukrainians on this scenario.

Because you understood the point?