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happy April fool’s btw
Good April’s Fool joke!
Haha, as I wake up and wipe the sleep crust from my eyes, I thought I was still dreaming (as in asleep). But your comment makes sense! Time to be skeptical all day!
On this day, as well as in the 28th of December, when we celebrate the Spanish equivalent, I don, t believe anybody or anything!!!
The ttl expired in transit to Australia.
Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes.
They are generally not funny, just stupid.On top of that, so many people forget it’s April 1st, and actually believe it
Having a sense of humor helps.
No this is too stupid, obviously it would be a major monopoly issue, and would never be allowed by authorities.
USA yes, because they effectively have zero monopoly control and consumer protection, but the rest of the world would not allow it.It is not funny, and just a waste of space on my screen.
“It is can’t be literally true so it must not be funny,” said the user without a sense of humor.
Haha you are funny. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I enjoyed it so it was a good use of my screen space which zeroes out your criticism :)
I enjoyed it too and I wish it took up more of my screen space. We’re in the lead now!
OK IDK why you found that funny, usually a joke needs an element of surprise, since there was absolutely no surprise for me, I didn’t. Maybe it just requires to be less informed IDK???
If you dont like it, just turn your phone off for a day there, bud.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
What a completely moronic suggestion, how do you figure that makes any sense?
It’s like saying If you don’t like chicken, just stop eating.
I have no idea how it’s possible to be that stupid??? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What a completely moronic reply. Ill forward you April Fools jokes all day if you’d like. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
OK, maybe there will be a nugget in there, challenge accepted.
Bonus points if some of them are actually funny, and not just stupid.April Fools!
Got’em. Not spending my day personally forwarding you shit.
Oh just doing the talk and not the walk, That figures from the content of your previous posts.
What are you going on about now?
Made me do a double take. The way the world is right now, it wouldn’t be the most shocking thing.
Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣
RISC-V buys NVIDIA
Pepsi buys Coca-Cola
This shit is dumb. It was dumb on Reddit and it is dumb here. Why do we want to make ourselves suffer obnoxious fake news once a year?
Reddit didn’t invent April fools day, why give them credit they don’t deserve if you dislike them?
a few minutes earlier
“hmm, I’m bored. Oh look here’s some people enjoying a small laugh. Imma shit on the fun. How DARE they enjoy a joke I personally don’t like. The FOOLS! THE ABSOLUTE MORONS! I simply MUST tell people their frivolity is absurd.”
